You can't force it.

Lord, what am I even doing?

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mayuketchu:

sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

That moment when you realize the flag was designed in the 1890s, but adopted in 1952… but why are people so hype?

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bongbonger:

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

"came back"

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cauda-pavonis:

jasminekor:

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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Apply to clueless straight and/or cis ppl of all genders everywhere.

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